Say you were a book publisher, or editor, or whomsoever it is who makes the call on covers, and you're thinking to yourself, "Self, how can I get my cover on Judge a Book? Perhaps I should have a subtle (or not so subtle) pun in the title? And have a naked hero on the cover caressing his naked sword in such a way to suggest that he's into autoeroticism? Maybe that'll get me noticed in the blogosphere?"
Well guess what, Mr(s) book editor/publisher/guru, your wish is granted! Happy Phorth from Maughta.
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I see the publisher went even further than you noticed. May I call your attention to the author's last name?
Call me crazy, but...I'm looking at the angle of his arm and, well...is it me, or does his arm look a little short? And when I say "a little short", I mean "freakishly short".
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, or let me know if you agree, so I know I'm not insane.
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The thing that disturbs me the most is how much like Tom Cruise that guy looks...
Lyndee, are you saying what I think you are saying, that it's someone else's hand on the sword?
It is the Hand of Wellfondler!
And her first name is Sue Ellen, for our very most favorite Mrs. Ewing!!!
Ew. That guy totally looks like Uri Gellar.
It must not be, though, or he would have a bent sword.
Lyndee, maybe his arm is...cramped.
This guy's right arm seems to be missing. An accident with the sword, perhaps?
So this is "Turgid Thursday"?
omg, this one's REAL? heh
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