Five Reasons Maughta Shouldn't Be Allowed at the Friends of the Library Book Sale:
Reason #5: Cucumber Eyes
Reason #4: Floating red monks with penis caps
Reason #3: Books we've seen before with even more frightening covers!
Reason #2: Women peeling off their breasts and finding...um...other breasts underneath!
And phinally, Reason #1: NO PHALLUS PHOR PHALLIC PHRIDAY!!!!