Thanks to Tom, who sent me this cover, I now see phalluses in innocent little water bottles...turgid little water bottles...with glistening droplets, um, glistening...Oh, just look at this cover!
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6 comments:
how i see the cover is the innocence of the cute bottle is being ready to be crushed by the iron hook thats very close to it.
Oh, yes, definitely a phallus.
Makes me wonder what the iron hook represents...
Maybe the male version of a chastity belt?
The little guy sure looks... happy.. doesn't he?
Therefore I shall call him "Mr. Happy".
"Watch out Mr. Happy - Mr. Claw is about to pinch you!"
The claw is actually the clamp which has just finished circumcising the very circumcised (and very happy about it) "bottle".
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