Ahhh, bad puns. The last resort of sci-fi and fantasy authors everywhere. At least this book has a pun, though (and the clever, "What do bears do in the woods?" tagline). I have no idea what to do with this one:
For all those people who couldn't get enough of the Ewoks. Or is it Tora! Tora! Tora!? Be afraid. Be very afraid. Teddy's gonna getcha.