11.13.2008

Mammary Monday: Special Thursday Edition




Eeeek! So...many....things...wrong...can't....function...must....use...ellipses....ENHANCE!



Wow, those are some round boobies. And manly hips. I'm having trouble combining them with the Pollyanna face, though. And why is it necessary for this woman's PIGTAILS to be armored, but NOT her thighs?

I'm not even gonna begin on the big-headed Medusa ghost. I'm sure y'all have some choice words about it!

7 comments:

Rex Parker said...

Those pigtails are weapons - when she spins in close quarters, look out.

Meanwhile, her ghostly avatar is reenacting the "Thriller" video.

rp

BikerPuppy said...

I think ghost-Medusa turned herself to stone.

Josh said...

Two words come to mind here: "drag" and "queen."

Actually, there's a drag subgenre I bet haven't been tapped yet: D&D/LOTR/ren faire/high fantasy drag. Hmm...

Mary B said...

That's not a ghost. It's a zombie. You can almost hear her chanting "braaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiins."

Those girly little pigtails on that brute of a woman are so Anne of Green Gables meets Xena Warrior Princess.

:mind boggles:

Tina said...

I am reminded of Madonna...circa 1992ish??

Neko said...

That is one terrifyingly flat head. I think she's related to Lurch Addams in some way.

Anonymous said...

"Actually, there's a drag subgenre I bet haven't been tapped yet: D&D/LOTR/ren faire/high fantasy drag. Hmm..."

Not exactly high fantasy, but there is already a cross-dressing sub-genre of traditional music. A woman disguises herself as a sailor or soldier & goes to sea or war, usually to follow her sweetheart. There are TWO of these on Jerry Garcia's "Shady Grove" album, "Jackaroo" and "The Handsome Cabin Boy".

-- Feral Boy