10.18.2008

Vaginas have teeth, y'know

So I've been asking all of my coworkers what they think is going on with this woman's crotch. My favorite response is, "some kind of giant bug." I, myself, think it looks like dentata. I'm so happy we have this book in our young adult section!!






p.s. I'm happy to see that, although Harry Potter has gotten a sex change, at least he kept the scar (and yes, although it's a little hard to see here, that is a lightning bolt on her forehead).

8 comments:

Josh said...

Wait, is she an Alien? Or a Predator? Or should the name of the book series be changed to "Alien vs. Predator vs. Sexy, terrifying ladies?"

warren said...

Oh please. It's just a clear case of cybernetically enhanced pudendae. Teeth? Not hardly; think Maximum Shields.

n.b.: Part of the Captha phrase prior to passing this comment along for posting included the letters KY. Coincidence? Hmmmmmm...!

Rex Parker said...

"War" - what a clever title.

rp

writtenwyrdd said...

And yet you fail to slander those ribs with their breast-like curvature!

Personally, those look like armor panties to me, no dentata. But the ribs, those just gross me out.

Maughta said...

Armor-plated underwear: for when you really need to protect your vajayjay.

another josh said...

Wait a second. She is wearing a fishnet body stocking, hair that looks like tentacles, and possibly some sort of armored codpiece (is it still a codpiece on a female?). The fallen Predator is wearing the same fishnet stocking (since when did the Predator wear full body fishnets?), tentacle hair, and quite an exaggerated codpiece. Is she a female Predator? If so, why doesn't she have a similar face? Who'd have guessed that female predators were so hot? You'd think with women like that back home the Predators would just hang out there rather than roam the universe looking for people/aliens to kill.

Mary B said...

Wow! That is the worse case of camel toe I've ever seen.

Madd said...

In Prey fights aliens with a predator, she's human, and he died killing the queen. Before he dies he "bloods" her by carving his teacher's mark into her forehead with alien blood. She doesn't feel she can return to human society and joins the predators when they come looking for the missing group. In Hunter's Planet she sides with humans against predators when they are willing to let the aliens kill all the humans then mop up the aliens after. I haven't read War. I'll probably pick it up soon though.

The mark on her head is not a lightning bolt it's an inverted T shape, but it's ragged due to being burned in with a claw.

And the panties are armored ... not sure why. Maybe some kind of chastity belt for protection in case her fellow hunters get a little lonely out on the hunt.