10.12.2007

Phallic Phriday: Chicks with Guns

So is there anything more phallic than a gun? Well, yes, I suppose. Obelisks and missiles and swords come to mind. Really, most things military or commemorating military things, but I digress. Guns, especially handguns, become kind of a detachable penis (great song!) or an extension of the penis that one can fondle in public. So you see a hot chick with a gun and it's kinda like she's handling your penis, right? At least, I've got to suppose that's the idea behind these covers.




Blood red nails and a tiny little gun. Someone's not too secure in his masculinity.





This one's even better. Attached to legs that go allllll the way up is a very phallic gun that's just about in the position (on the outside of the leg) that a phallus would occupy (on the inside of the leg). The four-inch fuck-me-red heels and the title (a HARD Bargain?!) just add to the allure. The funniest part is that when I first saw this book I thought it was written by John Tesh who has always freaked me out just the tiniest bit. I have NEVER seen a woman check this out even though I think it's marketed to the Janet Evanovich crowd. Bad, bad artist. No dinner for you.

Finally (drum roll please)....






I ain't fer sure, but I think she's actually MASTURBATING WITH THE GUN!

6 comments:

Snow said...

He's paying her hard cash to masturbate with that gun. $100 for kissing, though.

another josh said...

That's a gun on the Paper Chaser's cover? I thought it was the remote for the seedy hotel room TV.

Okay. I looked again. She's going to have to try harder if she's going to conceal that weapon.

Snow said...

I think you out-did yourself this time, Maughta. Your post was so funny that no one knows what to say.

maughtamom said...

Hey, this is from last Phriday. What about today?

Anonymous said...

Hiya! I just discovered this site today. It rocks! There are some truly tasteless book covers here.(snicker,snicker) Btw, Dumbledore is not gay, J.K.Rowling is just messing with our minds, and despite popular rumors,PAUL MCCARTNEY IS ALIVE!!! Love, Sexy Sadie

follicleman said...

Honestly, is there a non-phallic weapon she could be holding instead? Brass knuckles, perhaps? Or a grenade?

...actually, come to think of it, that would be FREAKING AWESOME!