I want to have a large poster of this book cover. Then, when someone pisses me off, I can just point to it and say, "Hey, deal with THIS!" I don't know why this cover makes me just want to flash it at people, but it does. Perhaps it's the dippy belt.
Apparently Lucy Monroe "captures the heart of the genre," but I'd say she's capturing something a little lower than the heart.
Ya got a problem with that?! Hey, deal with THIS!