Who are the good guys? I have a sinking suspicion it's the naziesque chick (niiiiice boots, very S and M) wielding the laser against the poor pirate armed only with a knife. Overkill much? But that kinda reminds me of the movie Starship Troopers, in which Dr. Doogie, SS, is mean and kills things. And we're supposed to cheer. Grrrr, I hated that movie.
A really good movie that takes on the whole Nazis vs. good guys is Wizards, in which it's basically the Third Reich vs. the faeries. Buxom faeries kick ass! Boo ya!
So, repeat after me:
Pirates....GOOD ('specially if they're Johnny Depp...roowl!)
See how easy it is?
UPDATE: Speaking of Nazis, doesn't Hilter look like he's conducting an opera? Allegro!