7.14.2007

Phallic Phriday

Once again, on Saturday. The fates are conspiring against me.

The following cover gives a new meaning to the term "Woody". Or perhaps not.



Looks like "The Rifleman" (their quotes, not mine) needs some help sustaining that morning wood. Good thing little Timmy is there to help.


I....I....I just don't know where to start....

10 comments:

DocTurtle said...

"Aaahhh...that's right, Timmy. Both hands...gotta use both hands..."

syro0 said...

what about that disconcerting dark spot on the rifleman's pants. no, never said it, never thought it.

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Snow said...

If a mysterious bag holds the secret, why is Timmy holding a load of wood? Won't "The Rifleman" let Timmy hold the bag?

syro0, perhaps the wood was wet?

DocTurtle said...

snow: When I first read the blurb on the front, I thought it said "A mysterious log."

Faith said...

That's freakin' hilarious!!!

Anonymous said...

If Jimmy was holdin' the "mysterious bag" the picture would be... (oh my dog!)

EJ said...

I had the biggest crush on Johnny Crawford back in the day. I didn't realize Lucas and Mark were not totally what they seemed.

Josh said...

Many men dream of one day having wood so large they require the aid of a small boy to help carry it.