Skirts! It must be Phallic Phriday?

Check it out!  A prudish nippleblind and a sexually suggestive sword situation.  It MUST be Phallic Phriday!

Anyone else waiting for that sword to slice through the belt and the kilt to sliiiiiiiide down...I've said too much...

(Thanks, Rich A, you appear to be gifted at phinding phalluses.)