10.16.2009

From our good friends over at Boing Boing (via my good friend, Rima) comes this truly delightful Phallic Phriday installation for your perusal and enjoyment.


There's so much to love about this cover I don't even know where to begin! Should I start with the naked woman with bubble-boobs holding a smoking dildo, or the slathering-mawed vagina dentata we've got going on in the lower right? Nah, let's just skip to the chase, shall we, and focus in on the turgid and pointy shaft our hero (he of the many extra muscles) is wielding against said vaginal gaping maw. Eeeek!

7 comments:

The Blog Fodder said...

Covers like this make me glad I read history and not fiction. Good Lord!!

Rex Parker said...

I said "Holy Crap" out loud. That's about all I've got for this one.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes a vaginata dentata -- is JUST -- a vaginata dentata.

-- Feral Boy

Marla said...

Is he wearing a loincloth of some sort, or are those extra horizontal muscles in the groinage area?

BikerPuppy said...

Wow, his body is just downright creepy looking.

Nicole "Gidget" Kalstein said...

Yeah, what is going on with his musculature? Has the artist ever seen a human body before?

For some reason, despite all the craziness going on with the naked man, naked woman, and vaginal toothed beast, I still managed to notice and somehow be amused by the tiny "Richard" on the B of BLADE.

Walton said...

So his name is "Dick" Blade. Hmmm. Not so subtle.