8.01.2008

Phallic Phriday: Republican Tools Edition

"Okay, Sven, for this pose I want you to reach down, grab your ankles, and think about Austria."


"Oh, Chad! Your pole is so long and hard, I don't think I can contain it with just two hands!"

14 comments:

Susanna said...

Those are some awfully tight pants she's wearing on the second cover. And some awfully awful hairstyles featured on the first.

Topaz said...

Do we really want to know what kind of recipes are featured in a "romance" novel?

Pete said...

"4. Boil noodles until throbbing."

Michael5000 said...

Dammit, how come the books ~I~ read don't come with free recipes? I'm totally getting ripped off.

writtenwyrdd said...

The woman with the phallic rod is SO wrong, lol.

Robert said...

"Oh, Chad! Your pole is so long and hard, I don't think I can contain it with just two hands!"

Yeah, but Chad's the one holding onto HER pole, positioned coming right from HER lady place.

Pangolin said...

Where's the lady's left foot? She's got her left leg bent under her, but it ends kinda funny instead of with a foot like normal people....

Pangolin said...

Oh, nevermind, I guess she's sitting on a seat cushion. Still looks retarded to me.

Gwen said...

Let's not mention how she's about as big around as that fishing pole she's yanking on.

Must they look cheesy AND skinny? Doesn't make me want to read the recipe inside, I tells ya.

Snow said...

He just wants to go fishing, but will love be the catch of the day?

Chad Dobson's vacation plans go out the window when he meets Captain Chris Drake. The tough-talking fishing instructor isn't what Chad expects. She's rude, rough, and won't take no for answer. So why does Chad want her to reel him in?

Andrea said...
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Andrea said...

You're right, she's sitting on a seat cushion. But I'm pretty sure she has some latent (or future) hip problems from the position of her right leg. Is it normal to extend from the body at quite that angle? whoops...

Anonymous said...

Topaz said:

Do we really want to know what kind of recipes are featured in a "romance" novel?

Recipies featuring LOTS of thick,
creamy Kraft mayonnaise...

-- Feral Boy

Ryan Helena said...

what the hell is "second sons"?