Way of the Chickenfooted

So every once in a while a book comes across my desk that makes me do a double take. Then a triple take. This is one such book.

Ooooooh, sexy blond naked guy with wings. Helloooooo Hawkman, take me to your nest and....ARRRRRGH! OMG, CHICKENFEET!!!! Ewwwwwwwwww.

Y'know, if I were a "woman warrior" I think I'd wear something a little more stain-resistant and travel-friendly then a gold-chased black bustier, red rope belt, heavy bronze necklace, and royal red cape complete with fur-lined epaulets. I would totally do the forehead tattoo, though.


Kiwi said...

Speaking of totally useless 'armor' for women, this is what my RPG friends and I like to call "Thong and Sorcerer".


Snow said...

That cover is incredibly ugly. Sensory overload! Sensory overload!

DocTurtle said...

Oy, Umberto Eco really went downhill with this sequel. I guess Marilyn Manson's taking over in the role made famous by Sean Connery?

On a totally unrelated note, the word verifier is asking me to type "vfockwju." A little too close to "Vey! Fuck wit' you!" for comfort.

Alkibiades said...

Reminds me of the wounds accidentally inflicted on the love interest in Brother From Another Planet.