
Because not only does he have shiny shoulders and no neck, but he has a Doctorate! In education!!* And he's apparently overcompensating with that party-in-the-back hair.
*You ever notice that the only people who put letters after their names are writing books only tangentially related to said degree?
How can you say he has no neck?? His neck is bigger than his head!
ReplyDeleteI think he's supposed to look like his eyes are closed, but actually he's just admiring his pecs.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a still from a horror film — ghost is about to destroy that mullet with that barbell.
ReplyDeleteThat guy looks so 80s !
ReplyDeleteOMG I think I used to date that guy.
ReplyDelete"Mmmmmmm... Mullet"
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