Judge a Book by its Cover

Dear Sarah (of Smart Bitches, Trashy Books ), As Maughta indicated in a comment on your begauntleted blog post , she once had me read one of...

Ahhhh, back from the beach with a weird misapplied-sunscreen-burn and no jellyfish welts (DocTurtle got those!) and what should cross my des...

Goin' to the beach with lots of urban fantasy (I'm a sucker for a strong feminist chick with big boobs on the cover), but wanted to ...

Hey, All! DocTurtle here, spotting for Maughta on this cool and quiet eve. We're getting ready to head to the beach tomorrow for a muc...

I'm not really sure what to say here besides, "Look! Penis!!" Also "Half man/half stereo receiver." And "Ha...

Some of you out there might have been wondering just where the hell I've been the last few months. Well, in addition to fighting off sex...

"Okay, Sven, for this pose I want you to reach down, grab your ankles, and think about Austria." "Oh, Chad! Your pole is so ...

So occasionally I get masochist authors who want me to snark on their books. Now, we all know I'm too nice to make fun of my readers, ri...

Whew! Just escaped from the sexbots. While I replenish my fluids and take some vitamin E, here's a video for your enjoyment. It featur...

Would you watch a movie this man recommended?   I happen to agree with Richard Crouse on some of his selections (at least a few of selection...

First off, I want to assure you that A History of the Breast , by Marilyn Yalom is a delightful, informative, and *hrmph* scholarly book.  W...

I can't think of a better way to describe this cover than "cheap and dirty."  Mammary Monday comes a few days and several cup ...

It's been a few months since my last lampooning of the all-too-easily-skewered Harlequin line. Tonight at our Local Grocery Chain Maug...

From the aptly named Buzzy comes Little Fuzzy. Take that, freakin' Ewoks! I hope these things live underground 'cause otherwise thos...

Avast, ye scallywags, ye are about t' be boarded. MOTHERboarded, that is! Thank you, lovely JH, whose Law Library is, for some inexplic...

"Few names in the lore of western gunmen are as recognizable. Few lives of the most notorious are as little known. Romanticized and mad...

Um...oops. So Maughta's got me listed as a co-author on her blog, and I've got a couple of other blogs on Blogspot, including my dec...

Caffeinated Donut tells me that (s)he "found Kinky Kids in my brother's room about a year ago." The question I'm sure we a...

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that this is not the way it's done. Even on the internets ( rule 34 notwithstandin...

Sorry I missed Phallic Phriday yesterday. What can I say? The weasels got me. (thanks, Laura F!)