Judge a Book by its Cover

Remember back in the Good Ol' Days™, when one had to actually read a book to find out what it might be about? When the title gave little...

Howdy, and Merry Christmas to those of you who celebrate this particular solstice holiday! I thought I'd get on-line this morning and pu...

DocTurtle here with a Sunday night sampler. "That cover is creepy!" says Maughta. "It's freaking me out, just a two-seco...

Well I got some complaints that there were no mammaries on Monday but I've managed to pull together a phallus for you on Phriday. There...

Hey, folks! Me again. I'm lovin' this thing called "Winter Break." So's Maughta: she's getting free posts on ...

Hey folks, it's me again. Maughta's happy that I'm posting again. "Rock," was her reaction. Me, I'm just happy it...

Well, it's that time again. After a month-long hiatus during which time I'm sure many of you had thought she'd died, Maughta get...

I bring you this cover not because it's terrible (well, it is, but it's not as hideous as the usual fare here), nor because it's...

Everyone's doing it!!! As a colleague said to my yesterday, "I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but..." Smart...

So I'm at work (subbing at a branch library, which is totally fun and cool since the patrons don't usually yell at me about their fi...

OMG, have I been neglecting you fine people! I have no excuse. Well, I could probably make up an excuse, but it would involve the CIA and bl...

Okay, so after being amazingly negligent in posting recently and I apologize. I promise to try and be better soon. Please keep sending me co...

It's well known that Nazis are evil, most sane people agree, so when cover artists (and movie writers, hack authors, and others) want to...

I thought about posting this cover a while back and then promptly forgot about it. Today I saw it again and, well, HATED it again. This is n...

Today's post is a tribute to those poor, under-paid souls who try their hardest to put together a catchy, snappy, pick-me-up-and-buy-me ...

So is there anything more phallic than a gun? Well, yes, I suppose. Obelisks and missiles and swords come to mind. Really, most things milit...

I'm ba-a-a-a-ack! Yes, I finally escaped from the basement dungeon of Baen, where they evil overlords had locked me up for daring to mak...

Hey, kids! How's shakes? Maughta's been draggin' her heels long enough I thought I'd step in and get rid of those goldarned ...

You're Watership Down ! by Richard Adams Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're actually incredibly deep and...

Hey kids. It's midway between Mammary Monday and Phallic Phriday so you know what that means! Bellybutton Baen Day! Shall we see how fa...