Haven't the green lizard people suffered enough? I mean, how much bowing and scraping does one hero need?! I personally thing taking guns to a trident fight is just poor taste. Poor drooly lizard people.
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Just a hint: when your book's FRONT cover looks more like a book's BACK cover, it's time to fire your cover designer.
Obviously geared toward the LONGARM fans, but without the gratuitous sex and violence. Which, really, takes all the joy out of it.
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And finally, for all you Phallic Phriday Phans (I pheel I've been neglecting you!):
Nuh UH! They did NOT just call her a SHEATH. Can you be any more obvious that your romance novel is about SEX?! Other titles:
The Train and the Tunnel
The Toad and the Hole
The Plug and the Socket
The Banana and the Hairy Clam
Help me out here!
The Little Man and the Boat
ReplyDeleteOld Man and the Sea
ReplyDelete(that was about sex, right?)
The oil drill and the ground?
ReplyDeleteSherlock Holmes and the hound of the Baskervilles?
ReplyDeleteThe Lock and The Key
ReplyDeleteDon't want to be too ick...but did you notice that her gown was a pinkish color? Nevermind.
Oh wow ... that last one has me rolling with laughter! Whew!
ReplyDeleteErm, Sheath looks creepily like Jamie Lee Curtis. Not sure how I feel about that. Maybe a little nauseous...
ReplyDeleteThe snail and the oyster
ReplyDeleteOops... meant to say
ReplyDeleteThe Snail and the Shell
The Salami and the Naughty Deli Counter Attendant.
ReplyDeleteVirginia Hyman And Her Amazing Nuclear Spearhead?
ReplyDeleteThe Sword and the Sheath... On second read, it's still ridiculous. What were they thinking?
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of one of my favorite definitions ever:
ReplyDeleteinvaginate |inˈvajəˌnāt|
verb ( be invaginated) chiefly Anatomy Biology
be turned inside out or folded back on itself to form a cavity or pouch.
ORIGIN mid 17th cent.: back-formation from invagination .
Why not just call it "The Penis and the Vagina"?
ReplyDeleteThe Cock and the Hen
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