12.21.2007

Phriday is for Phalluses

Well I got some complaints that there were no mammaries on Monday but I've managed to pull together a phallus for you on Phriday. There's no way to word that sentence to make it non-suggestive. Plus, it's especially weird when your own MOTHER complains of a lack of mammaries...but I digress.



So I'm lookin' up the Publisher's Weekly Best Books of the Year and notice that they've mentioned a book that I noted a while back deserved JaBBIC treatment. How I could have gone this long without bringing it to your attention is beyond me! No more dithering! I present you wtih The Name of the Wind.


Ah, yes, THRUST into the wind, my fiery-haired young gypsy, holding your instrument lightly in your left hand (everyone's favorite masturbating hand, yes?). Sigh. The tragic consequences that occur when Carrot Top and Slash have a child.
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 21, 2007 at 2:27 PM

    Carrot Top & Slash!!! That's bloody brilliant ... and spot on accurate.

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  2. DocTurtleDecember 21, 2007 at 4:13 PM

    Now we just need someone with a flash animator to upload an .mpeg of Slash morphing into Carrot Top.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 21, 2007 at 4:34 PM

    Of course I would be more interested Phallic Phriday but you put me on notice that I was also interested in Mammery Monday. Now you have people guestioning my orientation. I'm just happy to see new posts. By the way, "normal" people use their right hand. Maughtamom

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  4. AnonymousDecember 22, 2007 at 2:03 PM

    A book about an overgrown leprechaun who carries his sword in a way that's supposed to make us think of a part of his body? Lame! And funny!

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  5. writtenwyrddDecember 23, 2007 at 1:52 PM

    That's the best description of a bad cover you've done yet. A coffee snorted out nose moment, that!

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  6. SnowDecember 23, 2007 at 10:28 PM

    Now Maughta, what's up with your mom giving you masturbating tips? Why isn't my mom that cool? (And my mom's pretty cool.)

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  7. AnonymousDecember 25, 2007 at 9:20 AM

    Oh my! I have probably walked by/shelved this book at least a dozen times and never noticed.

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  8. AnonymousDecember 25, 2007 at 2:03 PM

    Yay, I win the award for cool mom. I told you I was cool. Maughtamom

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  9. AnonymousDecember 31, 2007 at 2:31 PM

    Is it just me, or does he look like Patrick Swayze?

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  10. SnowJanuary 2, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    It's not just you. I'm sure there's some dirty dancing in the book. (By the way, has anyone read this one? It's gotten good reviews, I think.)

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  11. SnowJuly 28, 2008 at 10:41 PM

    I finally got around to reading this book and I have to say, it's much better than the cover.

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  12. AnonymousMarch 22, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    Read the book, you'll be pleasantly surprised. And possibly ashamed of yourselves. This is one you actually can't judge by the cover. And I don't even read in the genre anymore.

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