tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post6600212069651625197..comments2023-12-28T04:41:50.326-05:00Comments on Judge a Book by its Cover: Let's Make Fun of Gilbert Morris!Miss Maggiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075664250796458409noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-34115649065948525592008-08-28T15:25:00.000-04:002008-08-28T15:25:00.000-04:00Oh, come on. That can't possibly be a fifteen foo...Oh, come on. That can't possibly be a fifteen foot bear. Look at the woman next to it. Unless she's ridiculously tall, the bear's more like ten feet tall at max. That's a reasonable size for a grizzly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-57751931883305523682008-08-16T18:28:00.000-04:002008-08-16T18:28:00.000-04:00I think, Leja, just judging from the cover, that h...I think, Leja, just judging from the cover, that he's not actually "Native American Indian." It looks like one of those books where either his father or mother was white and married someone who's NAI or a white man who "sympathized" with the "natives" and turned his back on his heritage blah blah blah. <BR/><BR/>Are these those "Christian" romance novels? They're such popular check outs at the library. I can't stand them cause even the blurbs on the back remind me so much of those so-called "Christians" who are so uptight about their faith that they can drive a person to become an athiest.JamiSingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12756726189949304645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-6853034188549073012008-05-17T01:24:00.000-04:002008-05-17T01:24:00.000-04:001) She's a Witch! Burn Her (and the City)2) The Ev...1) She's a Witch! Burn Her (and the City)<BR/>2) The Evolution of Man: The Funny Stage Where We Still Looked Like Apes<BR/>3) Everyone Got Trampled <BR/>4) Friendly Fire Isn't Friendly After You Flip Your General the Bird <BR/><BR/>I second the naming the series cover art as "This artist can't draw hands"<BR/>And "I lost the Handcuff Keys" for number 1 :)<BR/>Love it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-34659156441450339702008-03-28T23:40:00.000-04:002008-03-28T23:40:00.000-04:00Err...that is a perfectly normal size for a grown ...Err...that is a perfectly normal size for a grown grizzly bear. I've a picture of myself standing next to one stuffed at about that height.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-82565520187556626512008-03-25T14:33:00.000-04:002008-03-25T14:33:00.000-04:00The hell is up with the Holy Warrior? Why do they ...The hell is up with the Holy Warrior? Why do they always make Native Americans look Italian or in this guy's case, Swedish? Pisses me off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-47641115633555222852008-03-25T14:28:00.000-04:002008-03-25T14:28:00.000-04:00Not just the art, those are the lamest cover-tags ...Not just the art, those are the lamest cover-tags I've seen in a good long time. 'Where would it all end' indeed!<BR/>-Barbarabatgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15143310557906978680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-18252197482085894222008-03-24T16:31:00.000-04:002008-03-24T16:31:00.000-04:00All of them as a series could be dubbed:This Artis...All of them as a series could be dubbed:<BR/><BR/><I>This Artist Can't Draw Hands</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-26088151306101179972008-03-17T18:29:00.000-04:002008-03-17T18:29:00.000-04:001. I think I Just Burned Down the House in a Drug...1. I think I Just Burned Down the House in a Drug Filled Stupor<BR/>2. Does this Buckskin Suit Enhance My Package?<BR/>3. I Think I Smell Bear Doo<BR/>4. My Tummy Hurts, As Does My Hand<BR/><BR/>Perhaps those would make better thought bubbles....Leizelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13309162058793616899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-54134577557527482612008-03-17T00:28:00.000-04:002008-03-17T00:28:00.000-04:00"His wagon train was full of brides to be. But he ..."His wagon train was full of brides to be. But he would never marry again [even if one of them killed a mutant bear], it was said."<BR/><BR/>What?! And what is wrong with a little "But it was said he..."?Wendebularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05491675098875540286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-39497834023964464092008-03-15T13:05:00.000-04:002008-03-15T13:05:00.000-04:00I think The Giant-Headed Midget should be Frontier...I think The Giant-Headed Midget should be Frontier Cherry-buster.<BR/><BR/>I like 1. Prisoner of the Monkey Manthe.effing.librarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17091817894228602335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-6730152638647583452008-03-15T13:04:00.000-04:002008-03-15T13:04:00.000-04:001. I Hex Widow, Tied.2. Wiry Harlot Hero 3. Th...1. I Hex Widow, Tied.<BR/>2. Wiry Harlot Hero <BR/>3. Thin Bullet Racer, Groomed<BR/>4. Wee Haunted Donkey <BR/><BR/>But seriously, is book 2 the story of Young Dick Cheney's time on the prairie? Perhaps the prequel to Lynne Cheney's "Sisters"?Snowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06039997156492900954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-3952299401495311272008-03-15T10:35:00.000-04:002008-03-15T10:35:00.000-04:00I'm a first-time reader of the most hilarious, sid...I'm a first-time reader of the most hilarious, side-splitting blog it has been my very good fortune to stumble across. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I've read every post of yours this early am and I'm happy as a drunk on free booze night. I have been a connoisseur of really rancid, badly drawn, deliciously cheezy covers for many years and this from a English major yet. Maybe that explains it all. I am your devoted fan...<BR/>A very smiley Beau<BR/>in SeattleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-2423445242761343152008-03-15T00:53:00.000-04:002008-03-15T00:53:00.000-04:001. Firestarter: The Prequel3. The Dangers of Fashi...1. Firestarter: The Prequel<BR/><BR/>3. The Dangers of Fashion in the Old West<BR/>4. Gang Signs of the Civil Warsweet peahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02137213332666791383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-86180772712855091682008-03-14T22:42:00.000-04:002008-03-14T22:42:00.000-04:00I loved these books as a teen, but the artist in m...I loved these books as a teen, but the artist in me HATED the covers even then.Angela Fehrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14348875452757012357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-81087532185350488452008-03-14T21:53:00.000-04:002008-03-14T21:53:00.000-04:002. The Little Hydrocephalic on the Prairie4. The G...2. <I>The Little Hydrocephalic on the Prairie</I><BR/><BR/>4. <I>The George W. Bush Guide to Ginsu Knives</I>DocTurtlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15154912977859107986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-28869273939872304732008-03-14T16:34:00.000-04:002008-03-14T16:34:00.000-04:00For 1, I'll go with, "I Lost the Handcuff Keys"For...For 1, I'll go with, "I Lost the Handcuff Keys"<BR/>For 3, "The Petulant Polyamorist"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-44604784308472087532008-03-14T15:56:00.000-04:002008-03-14T15:56:00.000-04:00My alternate titles:1. Prisoner of the Monkey Man2...My alternate titles:<BR/>1. Prisoner of the Monkey Man<BR/>2. The Over-Coiffed Mullet<BR/>3. She Smells Something<BR/>4. The Wax Dummy Love TriangleSusannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05836224575041085431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055640445288546798.post-71925532021602203052008-03-14T15:40:00.000-04:002008-03-14T15:40:00.000-04:00please do us a favor and warn us before linking to...please do us a favor and warn us before linking to whatever that real doll thing was!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com